an empty chair with lover’s eyes is a monument to loneliness
How to play unfortunate frisbee.
1)Throw a frisbee off a cliff or into a burning building.
2) have friend say “that was unfortunate”
I like Mexican food, but Borritos can not keep my attention
Do Not feed the Goobs Bird any Goobs. It will strengthen his telepathy and he will take you for a wife.
After the Big Bang
Everything is sloppy seconds.